tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6235518701244100242024-03-14T02:23:58.606-04:00Retro PatrolSTRANGE PERVERSIONS FROM DECADES PAST.Retro Patrolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14361113199555815897noreply@blogger.comBlogger111125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623551870124410024.post-8096314689013624202012-11-12T13:30:00.001-05:002012-11-12T13:30:40.465-05:00<iframe allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/oiSwnWw65Wo?rel=0" width="480"></iframe>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: arial, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 18px;"><b>Robert Jeffrey</b>: This, ladies and gentlemen, was why the green screen was invented.</span></span>Retro Patrolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14361113199555815897noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623551870124410024.post-67672950414207541022012-10-07T15:29:00.000-04:002012-10-12T23:30:56.188-04:00Retro Fight<iframe allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/nEP3xgZi_RU?rel=0" width="480"></iframe><br />
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<b>Radical Ending 2: </b>Official nominee for best death scene. Ever.Retro Patrolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14361113199555815897noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623551870124410024.post-21059757130186032322012-03-25T10:21:00.000-04:002012-03-25T10:21:21.347-04:00Retro Bro<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/XKRrfAzdpW8?rel=0" width="480"></iframe><br />
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<b>Michael Davis: </b>Bringing you juggling-based laughter.Retro Patrolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14361113199555815897noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623551870124410024.post-28472063187335732502012-03-25T01:30:00.002-04:002012-03-25T01:30:19.956-04:00Retro Show<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9fCYYPCtHGs?rel=0" width="480"></iframe><br />
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<i style="font-weight: bold;">Boomerang</i>: A German talk show host can't control his laughter when he hears his guest speak.Retro Patrolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14361113199555815897noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623551870124410024.post-27979815962414870242012-03-25T01:25:00.004-04:002012-03-25T01:25:51.424-04:00Retro Star<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/iv4pubd0o68?rel=0" width="480"></iframe><br />
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<b>Before He Was Famous: </b>Fred Armisen's shenanigans in Chicago clearly are some of the inspirations for <i>Portlandia</i>.Retro Patrolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14361113199555815897noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623551870124410024.post-43165717442819203912012-03-06T21:58:00.000-05:002012-03-06T21:59:19.025-05:00Retro How To<br />
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<b>Dave Chappelle c. 1993: </b>Chappelle wins on Star Search as the youngest contestant ever.Retro Patrolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14361113199555815897noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623551870124410024.post-65466779236022036692012-03-04T12:30:00.000-05:002012-03-04T12:30:08.589-05:00Retro Bro<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/scu9zzC5U3g?rel=0" width="480"></iframe><br />
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<b>Counting to 20: </b>This kid is doing it right!Retro Patrolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14361113199555815897noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623551870124410024.post-33660754861271649302012-02-29T15:41:00.000-05:002012-02-29T15:41:24.426-05:00From the Future<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/G2i_6j55bS0" width="480"></iframe><br />
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<b>Viruses</b>: Life in the modern world has a new anxiety these days: Saboteurs!Retro Patrolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14361113199555815897noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623551870124410024.post-62514588217059366862012-02-19T16:47:00.002-05:002012-02-19T16:47:24.017-05:00Retro Show<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/nhVsGJ7gCUs?rel=0" width="480"></iframe>'<br />
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<b>Guts: </b>JR "Baby D" was the worst athlete in Nickelodeon history.Retro Patrolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14361113199555815897noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623551870124410024.post-86064611529808647362012-02-19T14:01:00.002-05:002012-02-19T14:01:41.065-05:00Retro Photo<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b>Baby's First Saw: </b>Now get to the lumber factory and help daddy make end's meet. </div>
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<b>Chase & Sanborn Coffee: </b>Because choosing stale coffee means a sore hiney for wifey.Retro Patrolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14361113199555815897noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623551870124410024.post-46352266608617415782012-02-19T13:43:00.001-05:002012-02-19T13:43:55.188-05:00Retro Bro<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/rpg7q9u8VCk?rel=0" width="480"></iframe><br />
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<b>Basement Basketball: </b>Whip out your Umbros. The number one draft pick in the 90s was none other than this kid.Retro Patrolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14361113199555815897noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623551870124410024.post-12172046798811787692012-02-06T17:06:00.001-05:002012-02-06T17:06:35.321-05:00Retro Film<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/u61F_qvdid0?rel=0" width="480"></iframe><br />
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<b>Blood Debts (1985): </b>Simply the best ending to any film, ever.Retro Patrolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14361113199555815897noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623551870124410024.post-8620526328859744562012-02-06T17:03:00.004-05:002012-02-06T17:03:53.284-05:00Retro Star<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/_4G1XdJj-oc?rel=0" width="480"></iframe><br />
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<b>Ric Flair: </b>Known for his realistic "flops", he was the greatest actor/wrestler of all time.Retro Patrolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14361113199555815897noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623551870124410024.post-35477770192372151392012-02-03T17:58:00.000-05:002012-02-03T17:58:15.320-05:00Retro PSA<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8hFH5sYK6VI?rel=0" width="480"></iframe><br />
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<b>Gofer Cakes: </b>I don't see what's wrong with this commercial!Retro Patrolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14361113199555815897noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623551870124410024.post-2503079840203381622012-01-28T19:11:00.000-05:002012-01-28T19:11:53.664-05:00Retro Star<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/L1Gwl3cd7zs?rel=0" width="480"></iframe><br />
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<b>Born to Belt: </b>Next stop, American Idol.Retro Patrolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14361113199555815897noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623551870124410024.post-19334005281340488502012-01-28T19:05:00.000-05:002012-01-28T19:05:24.953-05:00Retro Bro<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ydQtsJcMde4?rel=0" width="480"></iframe><br />
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<b>Call and Response: </b>Tennis player Robert Serguso misses a shot swearing "God", and he gets a response.Retro Patrolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14361113199555815897noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623551870124410024.post-51735038807305280402012-01-23T19:58:00.002-05:002012-01-23T19:58:36.529-05:00Retro Film<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/JQ1ZOFNBL68?rel=0" width="480"></iframe><br />
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<b>Cannibal! The Musical (1993):</b> <i>South Park</i> and <i>Book of Mormon </i>creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone in their first film.Retro Patrolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14361113199555815897noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623551870124410024.post-78173860273467059572012-01-22T12:07:00.002-05:002012-01-22T12:07:40.415-05:00Retro PSA<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/JSXwWZ2SFw4?rel=0" width="480"></iframe><br />
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<b>Ninja Turtles are the Devil: </b>"Ninjas were assassins. They were mercenaries. They were not good people. They were not heroes."Retro Patrolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14361113199555815897noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623551870124410024.post-52088307023564717792012-01-18T14:17:00.002-05:002012-01-18T14:20:27.858-05:00Retro Stars<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kOR2f0EA8Co?rel=0" width="480"></iframe><br />
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<b>The Blooper Reel: </b>It was no different back in the day, even with these classic actors.<br />
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<b>The Electric Company: </b>A brief excerpt from one of Morgan Freeman's finest performances.Retro Patrolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14361113199555815897noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623551870124410024.post-28849814366506240682012-01-15T16:06:00.001-05:002012-01-15T16:06:27.238-05:00Retro Ad<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b>Hotpoint's</b> <b>Swing-Door Portable: </b>And if your children can do it blindfolded, then you have raised them well!Retro Patrolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14361113199555815897noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-623551870124410024.post-9973896839046043702012-01-14T16:57:00.001-05:002012-01-14T16:57:24.320-05:00Retro Ad<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b>Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic: </b>The good old days, when fattening your children was encouraged. Here, piggy piggy pig pig. </div>
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