Monday, November 12, 2012

Haunted Toaster: It seems to be aware.

Friday, October 12, 2012

Retro Star

Robert Jeffrey: This, ladies and gentlemen, was why the green screen was invented.

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Retro Fight

Radical Ending 2: Official nominee for best death scene. Ever.

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Retro Bro

Michael Davis: Bringing you juggling-based laughter.

Retro Show

Boomerang: A German talk show host can't control his laughter when he hears his guest speak.

Retro Star

Before He Was Famous: Fred Armisen's shenanigans in Chicago clearly are some of the inspirations for Portlandia.

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Retro How To

Double Fail

Retro Star

 Dave Chappelle c. 1993: Chappelle wins on Star Search as the youngest contestant ever.

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Retro Bro

Counting to 20: This kid is doing it right!

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

From the Future

Viruses: Life in the modern world has a new anxiety these days: Saboteurs!

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Retro Show


Guts: JR "Baby D" was the worst athlete in Nickelodeon history.

Retro Photo

Baby's First Saw: Now get to the lumber factory and help daddy make end's meet. 

Retro Ad

Chase & Sanborn Coffee: Because choosing stale coffee means a sore hiney for wifey.

Retro Bro

Basement Basketball: Whip out your Umbros. The number one draft pick in the 90s was none other than this kid.

Monday, February 6, 2012

Retro Film

Blood Debts (1985): Simply the best ending to any film, ever.

Retro Star

Ric Flair: Known for his realistic "flops", he was the greatest actor/wrestler of all time.

Friday, February 3, 2012

Retro PSA

Gofer Cakes: I don't see what's wrong with this commercial!

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Retro Star

Born to Belt: Next stop, American Idol.

Retro Bro

Call and Response: Tennis player Robert Serguso misses a shot swearing "God", and he gets a response.

Monday, January 23, 2012

Retro Film

Cannibal! The Musical (1993): South Park and Book of Mormon creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone in their first film.

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Retro PSA

Ninja Turtles are the Devil: "Ninjas were assassins. They were mercenaries. They were not good people. They were not heroes."

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Retro Stars

The Blooper Reel: It was no different back in the day, even with these classic actors.


Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Retro Star

The Electric Company: A brief excerpt from one of Morgan Freeman's finest performances.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Retro Ad

Hotpoint's Swing-Door Portable: And if your children can do it blindfolded, then you have raised them well!

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Retro Ad

Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic: The good old days, when fattening your children was encouraged. Here, piggy piggy pig pig. 

Retro Commercial

Dickmann's: Not sure if this girl is exactly what they were going for...

Retro Video

Knock Knock: This kid sure knows how to end a joke in it's tracks.

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Retro Video

I'm Dreaming: To answer your question, no.

Monday, January 9, 2012

Retro Rap

"Switchback" (1987): What is rap? Exactly what these white children are doing, of course.


Saturday, January 7, 2012

Then and Now

Smart Phones are the New Cancer: Though we're all proud to say cigarettes aren't cool anymore, I think Loldwell is on to something here. 

Retro Show

The Original Keyboard Cat: A much sadder keyboard cat in the 50s on the show "Andy's Gang".