Enough Already

Coalition for Abstinence Education: Oh, COME ON! Really, people?? That's like telling your daughter that if she has premarital sex then Bin Laden will dry hump her in the back of the movie theater once a week for six months. I'd choose Invisible Hitler any day.

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Car-Sharing Club: Because no one wants to share an empty car with Invisible Hitler. Now try not thinking of this every time you're alone in your car at night.